Thinking's Hard...

'Sup. superfluously's RP account for Linda from Okage: Shadow King. If you've got comments to give, suggestions, critiques, whatevs, just post it here. I'll even be nice and leave Anon on for you.

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~Peace out

L-A-M-E. This place is so totally pukey, ohmigosh.

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Ohmigosh, L-A-M-E. Heaven Smiles were, like, way totally worse, ohmigosh. And they killed me and stuff. You guys are losers.

...Hey, has, like, anyone seen Poland around? He was totally going to wear my dress and stuff!

Everyone, listen up! I’ve got, like, the most important announcement ever, okay? So, don’t totally forget it and stuff!

ME AND STAN DARLING ARE GETTING MARRIED!

And, like, everyone (except lame Ari) is invited! We’ll probably have the wedding once the pukey rain stops! It’ll be so totally romantic!

Now to tell Stan darling...

[ The post begins with bright green eyes staring into the communicator. After a few moments, Linda backs up and smiles. ]

Okay, everyone. Like, pay attention and stuff, okay? ‘Cause we’re only going to do this once, and, like, I don’t want you losers being all like, “Ohmigosh, Linda! I missed it ‘cause I wasn’t paying attention!” That’ll just make me so totally mad, you know? So don’t do it!

[ Linda picks up the communicator and puts it on a rock. From that angle you can see Linda and Poland, both with the same idiotic expression, standing in front of Latimir. Poland speaks.]

Okay! Since Ari, like, made half of Latimir explode with his lameness, Linda and I decided to turn Latimir into something totally awesome! Like, it's seriously gonna be so cool, no one's going to be able to even, like, take it.

[With that, Poland turns to Linda, still smiling like a moron.]

Just how we practiced!

[The two of them get into position side-by-side, facing the side of the building. They speak in unison.]

3... 2... 1... SUPER DOUBLE BESTEST FRIENDS F-O-R-E-V-E-R PUUUUUUNCH!

[And with all the grace and finesse of an Olympic athlete, Poland and Linda strike a series of poses, all leading up to the finale: a simultaneous punch to Latimir's wall.

The post times out with a loud 'CRACK' sound.]

--migosh. Ohmigosh, ohmigosh. Oh. My. Gosh. This place is so totally pukey. Did I get lost or something? This is so totally L-A-M-E! What am I supposed to do?!

...I guess I could, like, ask on the communicatory thingy. Discedo people always help, you know?

HEY--

[Expect lots of high-pitched screaming. No, this is not an accidental post. She is literally screaming into the communicator for a good five minutes.]

Ohmigosh, I totally forgot what I was doing.

Um...

Hey, all you doctors out there! Are you listening? You totally better be!

I NEED MY CHIP OUT, LIKE, RIGHT NOW! PRETTY PLEASE!

I'll totally, like, give you a shiny gear if you do it! So, can you totally please? I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, R-E-A-L-L-Y need it out!

I guess Bit and Epros really are gone. They'd better be back soon.

Ohmigosh, so is it, like, the fad to get small pox or whatever? 'Cause I totally don't have it yet. And, like, if it's going to be popular, I have to be the first one to get it, you know? Or else it's just, like, what wanna-be cool people do to look cool. So it's totally L-A-M-E.

Oh yeah, and, all you losers out there had better watch out! Me and Poland totally formed the Polish-Linda Commonwealth or whatever, so, like, if you do something that makes us mad, we're going to totally conquer you and take all your stuff! We're pretty much unstoppable. So, like, don't even try to beat us!

We, like, declare war on that one lame Rushing guy and Ari! You two had better watch out! We're going to beat you up!

Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, there are, like.... Zombies outside. I totally saw one! I so totally knew they'd try and take over Discedo one day! Ohmigosh! I so totally knew it!

Everybody, be totally careful, okay? 'Cause, like, the zombies will totally eat your brains or something, and, like, turn you into a zombie, which would be really, really lame. The only way you can kill one is by shooting it in the head, okay? Like, punching it or beating it up and stuff totally won't work. It'll just make the zombie really, really, really, really, really M-A-D, and then it'll eat your brains fast or whatever, and that's, like, even more lame than being turned into a zombie. I've totally seen it happen. I'm, like, an expert on this stuff. Totally.

Oh, yeah, and, has anyone seen Bit? He said he'd help beat up the zombies! He'd better not be hiding or something!

Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, there's snow! Do you guys see it?! This is so totally awesome! Ohmigosh, ohmigosh! Heheehee! I'm going to build a snowman! It's going to be, like, huge. And totally stomp down Discedo or something! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Epros, you can totally come help, too. But only if you stop not remembering stuff, okay?

Hey, Santa. Thanks for bringing Epros and everything, but, like, you let the Sneaky Group eat his memories! That's so totally lame! Fix it!

I won't let you get away with this, Sneaky Group! I'm going to totally beat you up!

Ohmigosh, that stupid pukey plant totally shocked me! That's so totally lame, ohmigosh! Like, what did I ever do to it, huh? That was so, like, unfair and stuff! Owwies... It so totally hurts...

I hate these stupid plants! What are they doing here anyways?! They totally just, like, need to die or something!

Ohmigosh, there's, like, new people everywhere! Like, did you guys totally spring out of the ground or something? That would be so totally cool if you did, ohmigosh.

But, um, yeah. I'm Linda, Discedo's number one teen idol! Wanna hear a song?

Oh, and Simon! I got to ask you something!

Ohmigosh, there's so many people! Hi everyone! Hi!

Do you, like, want to hear my song? You'll totally love it, ohmigosh!

Hey everyone, since, like, people are going crazy and stuff, and, like, I don't really know what's going on anymore, I totally wrote you guys a song! Listen, okay?

We’re all stuck in a city,
Filled with monsters and love, too.
So I’ll sing you this little ditty,
‘Till I can conquer you!

Totally awesome, right?

Ohmigosh. So totally L-A-M-E, ohmigosh. Ohmigosh. Ohmigosh.

Umm... Hello? Is anyone there? Or did, like, those freaky explodey things get everyone? That would be so totally lame. I hope you guys, like, beat them all up or something.

But, um, yeah. I got lost in that totally pukey place again. And, um... Yeah.

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